This is from the movie Along Came Polly The most hilarious scene in the movie that created an actual dictionary word.

It’ s one thing to skimp out on leaving a tip, it’s another thing to be a cheapskate.  But this valet guy is definitely taking things to a whole new level. I wonder how he is going to explain that one to the owner…

I would assume that when you marry someone you are already in tune with your would-be spouse’s personal hygiene. Hopefully this isn’t a shotgun wedding, cause if it is, this guy is going to be in for one hell of a surprise when her wedding dress comes off!

Oh man, where to begin with this one…First off what the fuck was this guy thinking. Second, what the hell was everyone else thinking. Third off, what the fuck was the person taking the picture thinking. This is why it’s a good idea not to be fat, wear tighty-whities, or play strip twister with your drunk friends. Because if this person was my friend, they would no longer be my friend. And if he did remain my friend, his new name would be “Skids”.

This is hilarious on so many levels. I think I actually have the same picture of me and my cousin when we were this age, and I think his underwear has the stain in the exact same spot.  “I’ll play Batman, and you can play ShitStain”